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05 August 2005 @ 04:56 pm
So..we all know these n00bs. They come into chat and get bored when it's dead and enjoy nothing more than to hear themselves talk. Example:
n00b: hi
Noob: anyone here?
Noob: fine then, dont talk, damn no one here has anything to say
Noob: imihgt just leave then
(noob starts pming people)
Noob:Y IS NO1 HERE?!?!?!?!?!
Noob: does anyone TALK

etc etc etc...anyway. Since she seemed so eager to hear herself talk I guess the best way to get rid of these n00bs is lock them in a room with a spike and with a set of microphones in the ears...that plays a recording of their voice over and over without ceasing.. the earphones are wired to a chip in the brain and we let the n00b know that..
If they go crazy they can either take the spike and commit suicide, or try to stab/dig the earphones out, at which point the chip in their brain short-circuits. Sound fun, eh?
kaileronkaileron on August 5th, 2005 09:59 pm (UTC)
Hm, that happened today?
I know 'nuff people in the chat I wouldn't mind if they suddenly found themselves in that room you just described... ;)